August 2009
28 posts
REBLOG THIS IF YOU'RE IN LIECHTENSTEIN.
inothernews:
Also, can you teach me some Liechtensteinese?
I’ve been to Liechtenstein - well, I’ve driven through it. It took about twenty minutes to go from border to border (don’t quote me on that). We stopped and bought a chicken.
Severus: God. My hips are huge!
Lucius: Oh please. I hate my calves.
Bellatrix: At least you guys can wear halters. I've got man shoulders.
Pettigrew: My hairline is so weird.
Severus: My pores are huge.
Fenrir: My nail beds suck.
[pause. All look at Voldemort]
Voldemort: I have really bad breath in the morning.
Severus: Ew!
Self explanatory →
horrorwine:
abbygoround:
(via welcome2nowhere)
REBLOG FOR TRUTH.
I saw this earlier and liked it, but only had a poke around the site now.
I accidentally obtained a Tights Are Not Pants Presskit. What?
Wonderful! I think we should post said press kit around Dascomb this fall to educate the hipster froshies. I mean what.
Self explanatory →
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REBLOG FOR TRUTH.