What's Your Porn Name?
Mine: Muffin Johnson.
(First pet name + Street you grew up on)Penny Geraldine.
Foucault Pleasant
(It helps that I didn’t really have a pet until I was 25.)
Brindi 54th.
Yeeah. It doesn’t really work when you live in New York City.
Brindi 54 is a totally hot sci fi porn name.
Much better than Figaro Dinsmore, in any case.